Hey pup! It’s time for your cage check!

Did you enjoy day 5 of Locktober ? You’re still all locked up like a good dog, right?

I bet you’ve had such a long, hard day of resisting all those dirty urges to play with yourself. You know you got 27 more days to go until you get unlocked, right?

Well, if you’ve endured up ‘til this point, I just wanna say that you’ve been a very good dog for me, and good dogs get treats!

So open wiiiiide~ 💜