Oh, you know ugly is the new black, and black don’t ever go out of style.

I am sorry i cant join y'all in this emotional reverence of the godly graced state of "ugly', for i fear i do not qualify. alas i am pretty, i am too damn pretty. in fact, i am angry with god over the fact he made me so damn pretty in feminine form, yet had the audacity to have me birthed as a male, and a troll of one at that.

few will know the pain and suffering a pretty male endures, less maybe Fabio, though he took his disfigurement and turned it into a short modeling career, only to have his likeness plastered upon every dime novel romance and become an Icon to horny housewives everywhere cementing his status as saint to the modern fop and the punchline for every "pretty man" joke.

Fabio, brother, i stand with you in solidarity. for as long a there are women whom are too biased or bigoted to go ahead and date another woman, or a gay man so far in the closet he’s handing himself shirts and can not fathom of a way to explain to his love ones his preoccupation with dick, somewhere there is a pretty man waiting as the second choice.

Bi gendered gurl from the south. down here we don't spill T, we sip it slowly sweetened over ice.

Emily's house of cards:

Tarot readings from multiple decks of your choice, and advice from here and been there. by chance you may catch me "making sausage" I don't mind if you peep, but keep it between us, k. I'm a good Lil' southern gurl at heart so be kind to me and ill be sweet to you.

Tarot readings in tip menu
Greys world of useless facts:

Im Grey the OS, (original self or as i prefer Other self) Emily is the nicer of the two of us but I'm smarter. I'm one of those people that could solve the worlds problems but doesn't have the leverage to solve their own. I'm and internet OG (see AOL 2.0 on 3.5 floppy) Mr fix it/build it/un-fuck it. viable answers to real world problems.
2009 ITA world champ Mens 2nd degree black belt, honorary black belt IKF yoshikai.

"I am you, you are me, you are I, I am we
We are one, split in two that makes one, so you see"-Ren – Hi Ren Lyrics

once i get up and running ill schedule out "who" is star of the show for each night, right now its a crap shoot but best bets on Emily is late nights and week ends.

oh and "making sausage" is a euphemism for getting dressed/make-up