the system keeps saying were are short a missile... HOW DID WE LOSE A WHOLE ASS MISSILE?!
thought i had posted this before i left for me trip but clearly i didn't! sorry!

@TyneMouflon having fun stuffing the big deer cake of mine which was very very fun @///@ be fun to do it again
be sure to check out @TyneMouflon she's a good streamer and friend of mine ^^

When you get forklift certified and then immediately doing something to get that cert revoked but hey got to move this fat ass some how

My dumb ass thinking it's be funny to put lifesaver over my body and my cock only to get it stuck can I get a hand please?

Went surfing the other day. It's not easy finding a surfboard that can hand the weight of a small car but hey I made it work! the water was very refreshing!

Congratulations! you are being rescued!.. Please do not resist.

During one of the worlds I was exploring the lighting there made my eyes look like that robot that had been going around lately so I had to do the bad joke.

When you arrive at the night club and the bouncer is bigger than the door itself. What do you mean that's not the bouncer!?

Some chill pics I took while exploring a really pretty world

silly pictures I took during my stream
-Me leaning against a poll that is barely handling my weight
-Me trying out a laser cannon I found though cannon between my legs is more powerful
-Me doing that soda can comparison thought the monster can was to small so I used a plate that kills when looked at though it was still to small to use for comparison

I know obstacle courses are meant to test your skills and stamina and all that but is metal supposed to groan when I run the course? I'm starting to think none of the equipment is rated for a deer who exceeds the elevator weight limit by double the amount lol