Ring Stim — e-stim edging sprawled in the middle of a VRChat wrestling ring. Tips drove the patterns. Unlock the full 9 minutes. 🐯⚡

Angel's first time riding me on stream — Lovense rigged to fire whenever someone's on my dick, debugging mid-bounce included. Unlock the full ride. 🐯🔒

i once nearly choked to death on a kielbasa at a christmas market. fully thought "this is it." the headline was going to read tiger tragedy at tinseltown. i survived 🌭

come join silas' study buddies on discord — small catch: there's a 100-member cap unless someone has nitro to bump it to 200, which i was also somehow maxing out 📚

First Sub of the Night Gets the Buzzer Keys. Worth the Wait — Wet Bellies and a Little Sniff. Hold On To That Bunny, Don't Let Him Slip. Winter Paw Fashion Show (It's Accurate IRL). Double Follow Drop & Bunny Goes Breaker-Hunting in the Dark.

there's a ghost in my house and i own two EVP devices to hear it — but i don't WANT to talk to it. yes you have my number, no i'm not answering. stop double-texting me 👻

live-coding a discord bot, deep in the event handlers, hit the patch job and just went "fuck the patch job, start it over." software development. also: does the lizard work? 💻

everyone's got a hiccup cure. mine is specifically the scissor sisters album cover where jake shears squeezes his cheeks together in thin grey dance pants. instant cure

my one true wish: an automatic tiddly jiggler so the titties bounce for absolutely no reason. give me the mommy mokers, the milky willkees, the titties kittles 🐯

streamer tip: only put things on your tip menu you can actually deliver. anyway — which one of you is bringing me a vanilla-syrup almond-milk coffee filled to the top with ice ☕