G'Day, I'm Misty, a bouncy Aussie puppygirl here to play bones and chew games. I've got a wicked sense of humour and a mind almost as filthy as my mouth. I rule the post-apocalyptic Wasteland and call my Junkyard home.

As an ex-internet whore, life has seen me proverbially hang up the Lovense and spanking implements for a cleaner side of things. However, I'm still rockin' the PiShock system for in-stream shenanigans, and there's plenty of other ways to torment me.

Mostly I exist over in a decidedly purple corner of the internet but Joystick is my first love and I'll always be here to play the games that are considered too risqué for other places.