You can me Thick, Firm if you're nasty! (or just Danny)

I am new on here so be gentle! 🥺

I am a British hairy himbo gymbro with two braincells rattling around in there . Minimal thoughts. Maximum flirting. 😌

I play games, illustrate, paint and goon. My games range anywhere from FPS like Apex and Overwatch to indie, horror and porn/romance games.

Expect cosy chaos, dumb confidence, bad decisions, button mashing, and shameless flirting. I’m not here to be optimal, sweaty, or impressive - chat is the real endgame, gameplay is just the background noise.

Compliments may improve performance. Dicktractions definitely will 😈🍆


📜 Totally Real Rules (Very Serious) 😤

Be nice 💖
If you wouldn’t say it to a big dumb hairy himbo’s face, don’t say it here.

Chat > Gameplay ⭐
Losing because I got distracted is actually winning 🏅

Spoilers are never allowed 🚫
they might even make me cry

Compliments are legal 😌
Encouraged, even. Results may vary 📊

Teasing is allowed 😏
Please understand this will immediately ruin my focus 💥

If I miss something obvious 👀
No I didn’t. You did.

If I do something cool ✨
I meant to do that.

If I do something stupid 🤡
Y'all made me do it.

Hairy himbo respect is mandatory 🐻
This is a safe space for EVERYONE 🌈, don't do or say anything that would jeopardise that. ooo big word! 🧠

Breaking these rules will result in me getting distracted and losing on purpose 😌🎮