HEY everyone! Witness my GLORIOUSLY fat ass! Tomorrow night at 9:00 PM CST, I will be playing Guilty Gear Strive in a private lobby, and if I LOSE, you get to add to the "Pump Counter!" What is a Pump Counter, you ask? Why, it's the number of times I have to pump myself in my ass with my dildo! One loss is equal to three pumps! That's right! Every time I lose, I will pump myself in the ass 3 times! In addition, donating $50 will get you a 1 minute foot cam! That is right! I will put my feet in full focus every time someone donates $50 or more to my stream! Follow me today, and tune in at 9:00 PM Central Standard Time!

My streaming schedule this week for both Twitch and Joystick!